A little rice never killed a baby.
You know you’re a new foodie mama if…
1.Your baby regularly has food particles stuck to them due to hanging out directly below your mouth.New babies like to chill on your lap, especially if they are breastfeeding. And it’s not like I’m NOT gonna eat just because there is a baby there, right? DUH. Hence, rice on baby (see photo above).
2. You baby wear and cook at the same time. With an apron, of course. Technically, you’re supposed to wait until you can wear them on your back to cook with them, but as long as you are careful and the baby is young enough and not moving around a ton…no harm, no foul, right?
Thar be a baby under that apron, yar!
3. Your baby freaks out when you buy the wrong variety of cherry.
I asked for Rainier, not Bing, damn it!
4. You dress your baby up like all things food-related. Because? It is fun.
Strawberry baby!
Bacon baby!
Popsicle baby!
Chef baby!
5. You let strangers hold your baby so you can eat more efficiently. Especially at ethnic restaurants. It’s scary at first, when they walk away with your baby, but once you realize they aren’t going to sell him or her on the black market while your back is turned, you relax and go back to eating your pho.
Working the register at the pho shop baby!
6. Your baby is the only one you know that eats lentil curry for lunch. And they like it!
Baby + veggie curry = Happy baby!
~LTG!
