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The Adventures of Nanners

I hate words. There are currently too many words in my life and yet not enough words. In one month and twenty four days, or 7.43 weeks, or 54 days, or 1296 hours, my dissertation is due. Of the 15,000 word limit, I have 5,000 written. Excuse me while I clean up the mess I just made on the floor. It hurts to think, let alone write blogs that are so old they could each have illegitimate children by now. So to catch up, my next couple of posts will have a few more pictures and a few less words. This is not a permanent change. Words?just?hurt. One of my favorite procrastination techniques is to throw all my energy into something random that makes me happy. In this case it was those adorable little tiny bananas called ladyfingers that I can buy in Australia. Miniature items= major adorableness. Even if you put a bundle full of 6 week old kittens in a field of flowers and crawling babies with bunny rabbits, wrapped it all in a fluffy, warm blanket and topped it off with a few puppies playing tug of war with a red checkered cloth, tiny bananas would still kick their asses in the cuteness department. So enjoy. *****************************************

The Adventures of Nanners

Man, Paco, I need me a lady!

The Adventures of Nanners

On really lonely nights, I cruise the net looking for scantily-clad nanas.
The Adventures of Nanners

Maybe it’s a chemical issue? Nope. I’m just a midget.
The Adventures of Nanners

Tom the Chive Plant convinced me of three things: I need a tan, I need to ask someone out, and that he tastes lovely with a little scrambled egg.
The Adventures of Nanners

Yes ladies, I think a midget COULD rock your world.
The Adventures of Nanners

I would rock you so hard, bacon would come out. Smoked bacon.
The Adventures of Nanners

Sometimes a brother just needs to eat.
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I’m starting to get desperate…
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Um, I’m wearing a skin tight yellow jumpsuit. What are YOU wearing?
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You know, I am so glad Paco introduced us.
The Adventures of Nanners

I do love me a big woman!

~LTG

The Adventures of Nanners
  • http://www.whatwereeating.com/ amanda

    i love it! i wanna travel around w/ mr. nanner. why mr. nanner – how lovely your midget nanner-self looks. are you interested in some “companionship”? :-)

  • Amy

    Congratulations- this just made my day.

  • leenatrivedi23

    Amanda~Did you just proposition my midget banana? It is like the prolific rappers Salt n Pepa say: the difference between a hooker and a ho ain’t nuthin but a fee. In other words, I hope you don’t charge.

    Amy~I live to make your days.

  • http://www.hvinet.com/gallen Gary

    Not crazy about nanners, myself (click on the picture of bananas at http://www.leitesculinaria.com/media/index_audio.html to understand why) — but am delighted by your little photo essay.

    I guess size really does matter…

  • http://cari-vicarious.blogspot.com/ Cari

    Leena, you’re hilarious. I needed a laugh after a weekend spent hangin’ with Ory. I can just imagine you traipsing around Adelaide with a mini banana in hand looking for unique photo ops. Classic.

  • leenatrivedi23

    Gary~ Thanks for stopping by. I listened to your story about bananas and I actually felt sick…I know all too well the regret of gorging past my limit on food!

    Cari~Yeah, the Ory essay is a killer. But nothing relieves stress better than making a little food porn. I highly suggest it!

  • http://foodiewanderings.blogspot.com/ Maria

    You like lady fingers huh? My Dad used to have a ladyfingers tree in his backyard (He lived in Queensland). The sap on those tree’s stains baaaadly, did you know that? Funny photo’s! :-)

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