Once upon a time, Leena’s awesome and fabulous husband got to eat at a fancy restaurant without her. He ordered an aged steak the size of approximately a half of cow (supposedly the best in Chicago), and gorged on his beefy goodness. Then Leena’s super cool and nice husband came home with the leftovers. Leena was quite dubious of the offering, as she rarely if ever eats leftovers from a restaurant. But after Leena’s bodacious and bad-ass husband insisted the steak was so delicious, it forced him to consume too much and he would shortly give birth to little steak babies, Leena gave in. She took a small bite of the steak.
And then proceeded to lick it like a giant, meaty lollipop for the next three hours. For you see, when it comes to outrageously delicious food, Leena has no shame in her game. And it was the best damn lollipop she has had in years. Maybe one day, Leena will progress to actually eating the steak in the restaurant, but for now, she can rock out on some leftovers. ~LTG! ***************************************** David Burke Primehouse 616 N. Rush Street Chicago, IL 60611 312-660-6000
