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07/29/08

A girl and her cheese (and a meme)

Ah, smoked chipotle cheddar. Five pounds of dairy product just doesn't get better than this.

Like any good Midwestern gal, I love cheese. In fact, at one point in my life, 90% of my cooking involved cheese products of some sort (coincidentally enough, this was the same time my ass started to looked like it was smuggling a wheel of Parmesan all the time). Now that I've been through a few twelve step programs, had some shock therapy and am finally starting to understand what moderation means, the American Cheese Society had to go host their national meeting in Chicago. Thanks, guys.

Follow up:

Kendall College, home of a culinary school and a big old wad of cheese.

The meeting itself was like, $85 to attend. But the cheese sale they hosted the day after the meeting was free! From my understanding, various cheese companies came to Chicago to display their cheese and see which cheese would be voted top in it's category. Once it was over, they had a crap ton of cheese left, so they wrapped it up, labeled it as best they could, and sold the leftovers to the public, at Kendall College.

If you sell cheese, they will come.

It was cheese as far as the eye could see. A table for cheddar, a table for flavored cheeses, even a table for the stinky cheeses you really need some cahones to eat. And damn, that was some cheap cheese.

Cheese!

More cheese!

Mystery Cheese!

One of the events of the previous day's meeting included a giant sculpture of Chicago made out of cheese. Here is part of that sculpture on sale.

This totally looks like the Sears Tower...or maybe a south side brothel. I'm still deciding.

Hmm, now what could I do with 8 pounds of cheddar? Eat it, perhaps? With a really big cracker?

In the end, we spent $12 for 6 pounds of cheese. We got a 1 year aged cheddar that is pretty good, a jar of cheddar jalapeno spread, some smoked jack cheese, and a colby muffalata, which was basically a colby cheese stuffed with peppers and olives that you might find in a muffalata sandwich. It rocked.

My haul.

Finally, a fellow blogger and former classmate of mine, Sarah, tagged me for a meme. I have to list 6 unspectacular things about myself, and then tag 6 other bloggers and leave a message in their comments letting them know they've been tagged.

So first, let me tag Amanda and Tyler, Anna, Katie, Cari, Jess, and Jen.

And here it is, my 6 unspectacular things about myself meme:

1. I like to watch TV while I floss.
2. I get mad when I smile at random people on the street and they don’t return the favor.
3. I’m addicted to Little People, Big World.
4. I wish they would hurry up and invent a cat that stays a kitten forever.
5. I strongly believe we need to go back to producing soda in glass bottles only. Ask the Mexicans. They know where I'm coming from.
6. I've been known to drink pickle juice for pleasure.

~LTG!

4 comments

Sweet lord, Leena! You went to cheese heaven! How completely and utterly cool. I would have spent the whole day at the scary stinky cheese table. Oh I love stinky cheese. The stinkier the better. Had I been in/at cheese heaven with you, I would have totally challenged you to a duel - who could stand eating the stinkiest cheese... or who smells the worst after sniffing stinky cheese all day. Yeah. That would be good.

Thanks for the tag! Have to figure out which of the 50,000 unremarkable things about myself I want to tell the world :)
07/29/08 @ 16:15
Dude! You're hilarious and gross at the same time. Goodonya. I think it's crucial that you ended your meme with drinking pickle juice. I think one of my five things will be, I vomit every time I smell pickle juice or when pickle juice molests the goat cheese on my charcuterie platter. Sweet, watch for my posting early next week, gastro tourism continues to kick the buttocks of Cari.
07/29/08 @ 21:05
Comment from: Claire [Visitor] Email
I would really like to know what kind of cheese is under the "?" wrapper.

Oooo....a mystery wrapped in a riddle wrapped in CHEESE!
07/30/08 @ 11:49
Comment from: leenatrivedi23 [Member] Email
Anna~ I would lose. I would lose bad and hard and quickly. I'm still not a stinky cheese fan, and my fear of said cheese would definitely make the smell of the smelly cheese adhere better to my skin.

Cari~ I love that pickles don't just get in the way, they actually MOLEST your GOAT CHEESE. It makes me miss you. It also makes me want to print that phrase on cheap tshirts.

Claire~ The ? cheese was technically found on the cheddar table, but I'm not gonna lie. Those cheeses were switching tables faster than I could keep track. And to me, mystery cheese is no better than mystery meat.
07/30/08 @ 11:57

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