My partner and I hit up Aldinga Beach a few weekends ago, mainly to go to the Sea and Vines festival held in the McClaren Vale wine region. This was supposed to be around twenty wineries pairing up with local restaurants and serving their wine with seafood dishes. It was really a bit more like the movie Animal House, Aussie style. Most of the food was overpriced at best, and there were literally buses full of drunk Australians ready to get completely pissed (Aussie slang for drunk). And oh, how the pissing occurred, both literally and figuratively. Read the rest of this entry »
Crazy Aussie Food Customs
Australia is a fairly westernized country, but there are plenty of differences between their food customs and the United States. Please keep in mind some of these traditions may have originated in Britain, since Australia has been heavily influenced by them over the years. But no matter where they come from, they are definitely Aussie now! *They put tomato sauce on everything. Seriously. They eat it like we eat our ketchup. And they have ketchup here, but if you order a burger or a snag or anything like that, you better believe tomato sauce is coming with it. *They put sugar in everything. Mayo. Mustard. All the condiments I used to love I can no longer eat here because they are sweet as hell! Ever try to make a nice elotes and get stuck with sugar mayo? Bleech! *Women like their sandwiches cut into quarters. I didn’t notice this one until I started working at a sandwich shop. I am sure it has something to do with women being dainty little things and not wanting to get messy when they shove their sandwiches down their throat, but it took me by surprise when I first figured it out. *Portions are smaller here. No big surprise there. We Yanks are a bunch of porkers, and we tend to have a supersize me attitude: the more, the better. McDonalds in Australia just came out with a new sandwich that really emphasizes how much they appreciate smaller portion sizes: The Son of Mac. It is basically a smaller version of the Big Mac with one patty and one bun. Hmm. wonder why we Yanks didn’t start off with this BEFORE the Big Mac? Probably cuz we’re fatties. *Pies, pasties and rolls! They love anything with meat covered in pastry! Man! We sell more pasties (pronounced like pasta with a big eee at the end, not to be confused with nipple tassles) at my work than any sandwich! There are two big local brands, Villi’s and Balfours, and they sell many different pies (chicken, goulash, beef), pasties and sausage rolls. And guess what they eat on top of it? Yup. Tomato sauce. Full circle, people. Full circle. I mentioned this in a previous blog, but Domino’s Pizza in Australia has made a meat pie pizza! It is basically ground meat on top of a pizza with more pastry on top. One of my Aussie pals had one and said it sucks, but it is still an interesting study in Australian tastes! Think of it like the buffalo wing craze in the States… before I left, they were putting that flavor on everything; pizzas, potato chips, sandwich wraps. Same concept. *Instead of breakfast sandwiches and sweet pastries, they tend to have breakfast version of pies and rolls, with egg and bacon in them. But that brings me to another difference? *Bacon. Here, it is more like ham. It is not smoked, and therefore in my mind, not as good. I have been able to get something here called streaky bacon that is pretty similar, but not exactly?it has these bits of fat in it that stay stark white and don?t get crispy even after you cook it all. *They hold their forks the proper English way, which is to say they don’t use it to stab food and shovel it into their mouths like we Yanks do. Ever since I have seen this, I get all confused and try to eat like them, but usually end up covering myself in little bits of food. Ah well. Snacks for later. That?s all I can think of for now. But I am sure there will be plenty more to come! ~LTG
I almost forgot the best part…

After my trip into Hahndorf, I almost forgot to post the best pictures. Here is our bounty from the trip…can you tell we like our jam?

In all honesty, we bought a few extra for some friends, and they will get them…if my stomach doesn’t devour them faster than donuts at a Weight Watchers meeting. Hey, that’s life being friends with a professional gourmand (that’s French for damn, dat gurl can eat!). ~LTG
The Hahndorf Hussy

What could possibly be more exciting than a trip to fig farm? How about a trip to a strawberry farm located in a nearby German town? I know. It is so exciting I just made you pee a little. Trust me, happens all the time. Read the rest of this entry »
I put some hurting on those grapes.


The big day had finally come?the day I was going to step on grapes like Lucy Ricardo did oh so many years ago. I felt excited, I felt pumped, I felt?stiff. Yup, guess who threw her back out the day before the biggest day of her life? That would be me. When Billy Blanks of Taebo fame told me to kick it up a notch, I did. And thanks to an old pastry shop injury, I kicked so hard my back gave out. I tell you, Taebo will be the death of me. But at least my butt will look good at the funeral. Read the rest of this entry »
Barossa Valley Trip
Today, my class took a trip to Barossa Valley, an area northeast of Adelaide in South Australia known for their wineries and gourmet food. To me, it was Disneyland Australia style. Best field trip EVER. We started off at Abbotsford Country House in Lyndoch, a little bed and breakfast with the most gorgeous view of the valley that I witnessed all day. See for yourself:

Central Market–the REAL tour
It never ceases to amaze me how many times I have been to Central Market here in Adelaide and every time I come across something I never knew existed before. I guess all that food in one location gets me so worked up, you?d think I?d walked into a porn shoot with Justin Timberlake and Ryan Phillipe. Sweaty palms and hyperventilating aside, I finally had what I had needed all along: a tour of the Central Markets.

This was part of my school?s orientation week for new gastronomy students, and I?ll admit, I didn?t really think I needed a tour of the market. I had been there several times before on my own, what else was there to see? Well, according to Mark Gleeson of Chefs Media (and a local Central Market vendor himself), plenty! We started off with a tasting of local olive oils. Apparently, Australia has a surplus of the stuff because most Australians do not even realize they produce it! In fact, the whole theme of the tour was supporting local vendors, a topic that is near and dear to my heart. When it comes to tasting olive oils, you always want to smell it first, like you would a wine. Shake it around in the glass to realize the aroma and then smell. Any off scents should be avoided. When it comes to tasting, you put a little bit in your mouth, swish it around so it coats everything, suck in two breaths of air, and then swallow. The taste you are looking for should be sweet under the tongue, bitter round the top, and pepper in the back of your mouth. We ended up tasting two local oils, one of which was a little less refined than the other, but both still fine pieces of work. We also tasted the more bitter oil sprinkled over fresh cut sweet tomatoes with sea salt and bread. It?s amazing how one single ingredient can totally alter and mesh varying flavors together, and Mark suggests pairing a bitter oil with sweet and salty for a nice combo. Plus, I dig eating, so it was like a double bonus on my part.

From there, we walked past Lucia?s, an Italian store and caf? that had been in Central Market for a very long time, back when the market was not covered by a giant roof but rather when individual stalls were in their own tin sheds. They were actually the first family to bring pasta to Australia, and it was great to see them still thriving there today. The family also sells their bottled tomato sauce out of the store.

This is Mark?s shop, and as you can tell by the sign, he does just about everything. The highlights of this shop, at least for me, are the large pastry selection, truffles, and chocolate fountain.

Right next to his shop is a shop that serves only Greek yoghurt with fresh fruit on top much like a shop would serve gelato or ice cream. I had a sample with fresh mango, and it tasted like my favorite mango lassi drink I would drink in the states. Very fresh.


This is the mushroom guy. His family only farms mushrooms, and he?s been working on their farm since he was a teen. I just love the family owned atmosphere that pervades the vendors at the Central Market!


From there, we moved on to the Water Shop. Yes, that?s right, an entire store dedicated to water. At first glance, it seems like some new age way to sell gadgets for your water, ways to energize and alkalize the water that sound like some hippy mumbo jumbo. But at a closer glance, it is actually quite an interesting little shop. The owner sells tons of these ceramic water purifiers (that are quite pretty to boot) and a variety of water technology as well as waters from all over the world. There were waters for the tired traveler or to help balance out female hormones. And while purifiers like the Brita system help a bit, they also tend to be kept in plastic containers that continue to leach plastic into the actual water we drink. This is why you should never refill those bottles your water comes in. The owner explained that our high consumption of processed foods tends to make our bodies more acid, which leads to problems like osteoporosis. By drinking alkalized water, it restores the balance within your body by helping push out those extra toxins. A very interesting tutorial in water indeed.

Mark was able to point out two produce vendors right next to each other that were as different as night and day. Vendor A is about twice the size of vendor B, and always has any produce you needed, even if it is out of season or he has to import them from the States or other countries. Vendor B is small, only serves locally farmed produce, and always has the latest produce in season. Guess which one serves the most consistently best tasting produce around? This is a shot of some beautiful tomatoes at vendor B.

These are two kinds of plums from vendor B. One is a Satsuma plum, deep red on the inside and a mild flavor. The other I think is called Golden Delight (I could be wrong, but I know it has a ?golden? somewhere in the name) and it was very sweet. It tasted like a cross between a plum and a peach.

Here is Mark, explaining what makes this honey so darn special. It comes from Kangaroo Island, which is just off the coast of Adelaide, and apparently, these special bees were brought to the Island a while ago. They ended up killing all the other bees on the Island, and now this is the only place in the entire world that has this kind of bee, which means only they can produce this kind of honey. It is all the side stories like this that made this tour really worthwhile.

This is a Polish vendor that has quite the selection of meats and sausages, some of them smoked. There are three things that hold a special place in my heart: my husband, my ten inch Wusthoff knife, and smoked meats.

This one is for my Russian friend Elena Mamonova back in the States. We tasted beef and potato with leek piroshkis, which were like pies fried in a very light, almost donut-like batter. This is a picture of their Russian delicacies. I love Russians.


This is a random organic vendor that just looked really pretty. So I took a picture.

This is The Flower Stand. Definitely not your average flower shop. They actually do flower arrangements with food, and they get quite creative. There is nothing I like more than a person doing everything they can to make their product a bit more creative than the next vendor. It?s inspiring. This shot doesn?t do the arrangement justice, but it?s a combo of peacock feathers, fig branches and I think (don?t quote me on this) some velvety sage type plant.


There was more on the tour, but I think you get the gist of it. The tour really awakened my appetite for living in Adelaide. It is a great town with a lot of history and some phenomenal growers and producers. And thanks to Mark, I now know enough to shop a bit more intelligently (and locally) in the Central Market. If you are in or around Adelaide and would like to get in touch with Mark for tours, check out his website at www.centralmarkettour.com.au. Thanks for a good time, Mark. ~LTG
Happy Chrissy from Down Under!
This is my first official Chrissy down under, and sadly, probably my last. But spending an international holiday in another country is a great way to learn about other cultures, and this Chrissy is no different. First off, it took me a few weeks before I could figure out who this Chrissy person was everyone was talking about it. Who was she? Why didn?t I know her? Did she have massive parties on the weekend and invite everyone in Adelaide except me? Read the rest of this entry »
Tasting Australia: Guess who ate a lot?
October was a busy month for me. The end of school, prep week for my dissertation, and of course, Tasting Australia. It was so busy, in fact, it took me more than a month to write this post. But I couldn?t NOT post about a food-filled event that lasted two weeks, could I? Let me get you up to date. Tasting Australia, as noted on their website, is ??a festival celebrating the very best Australia has to offer in food, wine and beer. It’s one of the most significant events of its kind in the world. Held every two years in Adelaide, Tasting Australia offers a number of events designed for the nation’s food and hospitality industry, local and international media and the public.? Yup, I was too busy to write that in my own words. Or lazy. Take your pick. Tasting Australia was a lot of fun, although I must say, in Adelaide at least, the advertising was minimal, if any. I didn?t see one single poster for the event or a commercial, even though it was open to the public. Ah well. I guess you have to be in the know to know. Read the rest of this entry »
Trips a plenty!
School starts next week, but I was able to meet up with a girl who is currently finishing the program I am about to enter. She?s a pretty cool girl, and it just got me excited all over again to be surrounded by people who truly love taking about food in every way possible. She is writing her dissertation on food in children?s fantasy novels and using Harry Potter as one of the books! To a book nerd and Potter lover like me, it was like the ultimate topic a person can pick. We met some people at the hostel we were staying at and went out to see some local comedians at a pub. My new friends.

Cheap drinks, funny people, and it got the both of us thinking about doing comedy again. After the Fringe festival (a huge arts festival with music and comedy, etc.), we may have to put together an act for the local showcase. You know, just for shits and giggles. On Friday, Adam?s work invited us by after work for a few drinks, and they had made up platters of traditional Australian food for us to try. There were plates of Anzacs (oatmeal cookies), tim tams (as described in an earlier post and drooled over by many), and these little cakes covered in chocolate and coconut called lamingtons. And yes, there were even a few Vegemite and cheese sandwiches. Adam, who I swear would eat the lint off the floor if it was chicken-flavored, had no issue with the yeast-flavored spread. It was not really my cup of tea. It almost had a meaty taste to it, and that sort of scared me. Saturday was another busy day. Our friend Bobby introduced us to his friend Bec, who happens to live in the suburbs of Adelaide. Hi, Bec!

She drove us around the suburbs to give us a taste of life outside the city. We started off by driving through the hills, and ended up at Mt. Lofty, which over looks the surrounding cities and has views as far as the ocean. It was disgustingly hot outside, but the views were spectacular and some of the best we have seen thus far. If you look real close, the blue blur towards the edge of the pictures is the ocean!





We stopped at a local pub for some pints and cider, and then went to a little German town called Handorf. It was really cute with their cobblestone sidewalks and tiny adorable little stores, but we went at 5, when all the stores in the entire country shut down, so once again, we found ourselves in a pub. Bec is probably one of the nicest and most fun people we have hung out with in a while, so this was not really a bad thing. We had some wedges, which were just thick French fries, and instead of the gross tomato sauce they usually serve them with, we had this delicious sweet chili sauce (much like in Asian restaurants) and an herbed sour cream. UGH! Hands down the best darn wedges and dips I have ever had. It?s official! I am a sweet chili sauce convert! We ended the day by going to a 24 hour bakery (now those are hours I can live with!) to pick up some snacks for dinner that night. Bec was hands down the best tour guide we have had so far. Thanks for the great time, Bec! From there, Adam and I went to his general manager?s house for dinner. She lives in Kingston Park, which is right on the beach. LITERALLY. Here are some shots from their amazing balcony.


All you can see for miles around is the ocean, and it was really a thing of beauty. Off in the distance, you can see the nearby beach town of Glenelg, another really great but more populated beach area. That night, we dined on prawn salad with walnuts, papaya and avocadoes, lamb kebobs with tomato-onion salad and grilled pita bread with tzatziki sauce, and a great fresh fruit salad with a little yoghurt. Beautiful views, great conversation, all in all, a great, trip-filled day. ~LTG
I’ve got sand in my butt and I think I like it.
On the official last weekend of summer in Australia, Adam and I went to the beach for the first time. We took a tram 30 minutes into Glenelg, a local beach town that is a bit touristy, but still really cute. It was around 90 degrees with no humidity and a completely clear sky. And to think, I could be in Chicago, rejoicing over their recent heat wave of 55 degrees with snow still on the ground. Man, I have it hard.



I attempted to tan but only succeeded in getting sand in every tiny crevice on my body. And Adam?well, it is sort of hard not to burn when he takes off his shirt and the reflection of the sun on his belly blinds anyone within a 50 foot radius. But all he got was a side burn?literally. He seemed to miss a foot long strip on the side of his belly with the lotion, and you can even see the hand print in the shape of a burn on it
Although it looks like it in the picture below, this was NOT a nudist beach.

We packed a light lunch using one of the recipes from my ibs safe cookbook. I know. I am the ultimate in cool. We had smoked chicken breast sandwiches on flat bread with a homemade fig and rosemary chutney, along with hummus, veggies and grapes. Oh yeah, and we saw a few camels. They were chilling on the side of the beach, just eating some grass and looking humpy.

Did you know that in some parts of Australia there are packs of wild camels? And you can get camel pies to eat in Perth. Those crazy Aussies. They?ll put just about anything into a pie. ~LTG
Of Birthdays and food and a beautiful city
First off, happy belated birthday to my kick ass husband, Adam!

He is finally a quarter century old, and for his birthday, we celebrated with a meal of gourmet food mixed with American comfort food. We had filet mignon wrapped in streaky bacon (American bacon) with a pan sauce made from white wine and herbs, garlic mashed potatoes, and his favorite, Kraft Macaroni and Cheese. A lot of carbs, yes, but nothing is too carby for my man?s birthday! And since it is hotter than Hades out here, I wasn?t about to bake a cake, so we had his two favorite ice creams: cookies and cream and vanilla with Nerds candy (which also happens to be my favorite too!). This a random pizza I made last week with some things I had leftover from Central Market?fresh bococini mozzarella, parmesan, Italian sausage, cherry tomatoes and basil. Yum. It looked very summery, so I had to include a picture.

After my great tour of the Central Market, I was on a total food high and just happy with the world. I walked home and couldn?t help but snap a few more pictures of this beautiful city we call Adelaide. Look how blue the sky is!



~LTG


