During my massive road trip from Chicago to San Francisco, I ate a lot. Like, more than any one person driving across country should, but then again, that’s how I roll. And I may have glandular issues, so leave a bitch alone. When I wasn’t eating my way through major cities across the country, I was eating homemade Chex Mix (7 cups barely made it past Nebraska…) and pixy sticks. Always with the pixy sticks. I also had time to pose for super awesome pictures with inanimate objects.
Proper eating after the jump…I promise! Read the rest of this entry »


